Life. The Anti-Prom.

Effects of Prom on the Body.
Sweaty palms and panic attacks may occur either before or after. On the dance floor, ambient conditions cause dilation of the pupils. Emotional infatuation with members of the opposite sex can lead to an accelerated heart rate and sweaty palms. Many students experience nausea and/or headache due to the severe stress placed upon the body. Those that have experimented with prom before tend to have a lower severity of symptoms, as the body has learned to expect such social stimulation.

The information above is satirizing people who say going to high school prom is bad and dangerous. This is satire because it lists all the meaningless non-harmful things that could happen at prom. It shows that prom is not harmful at all and that there is nothing wrong with going to prom. It is making fun of the little things that may or may not happen if you attend prom. These things are pointless that are listed are funny and simply nothing bad at all.